amusements
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It must have been quite useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.　
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
under the counter
While visiting us online is convenient, you do miss out on one of our quirkier bonuses; we have really entertaining stuff under our front counter and papering the walls of our back bathroom.
we're so many things to so many people,
we sometimes have to parcel things up a bit.
Here are some of the splash pages we've put out there to help you find us...
While visiting us online is convenient, you do miss out on one of our quirkier bonuses; we have really entertaining stuff under our front counter and papering the walls of our back bathroom.
we're so many things to so many people,
we sometimes have to parcel things up a bit.
Here are some of the splash pages we've put out there to help you find us...
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